Sunday, February 7, 2010

Running on empty

2/7/10 Running shoes, trashed

How NOT to run a road race:

1) Do virtually no running for about a year.

2) Do little to no other fitness activity for the same year.

3) Carbo-load. For a month. On casseroles made by your mother and sister.

4) Have a baby.

5) Get no more than four consecutive hours of sleep for three straight weeks.

6) Choose a 10-mile race, on Super Bowl Sunday, in twenty-degree weather.

7) Run your worst-time ever (1:27:07); finish with bloody foot.

8) Use it as an excuse to throw away your oldest running shoes.

9) Consider it a success.

4 comments:

  1. 1:27? You still beat me! Good for you!

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  2. Keeping the pace under 9 min/mile was a small victory, but it's not the kind of running I aspire to. Need to get back into it to see if I can recover a little of the 'speed' of my youth.

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  3. Hey, on an unrelated note...when's the first day back to school?

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  4. CRM, paternity leave ends today. All good things must come to an end. However, I promise to be distracted and unproductive at work all week long.

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